Short Valentines Day Jokes

• What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
  "You're fun to hang around with."
• Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
  He was totally bow-gus!
• What did one oar say to the other?
  "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
• What happened when the two tennis players met?
  It was lob at first sight!
• What do you get when dragons kiss?
  Third degree burns of the lips!
• What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
  A You get buttered up.
• What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
  He gives it a valenshine!
• Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
  It was a case of guppy love.
• What do you call two birds in love?
  Tweethearts!
• What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
  "I love you with all my art!"
• What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
  "I've got a crutch on you!"
• Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
  Because they needed to be ad-dressed!