The priority of being the most special lady in your
life is adjudged to your mother. On Valentines Day, when you are
thinking of unique provision for the person who has just become the part
of your life you cannot afford to miss the prospect to make your mom
feel special. Even though we have Mother's Day, a day dedicated to mom,
try to grab every chance of showing your gratitude towards her on this
occasion as well. As each breath we take is indebted to her. So, this
Valentines Day have fun with your mom by sharing these hilarious jokes
with her and laugh all your tensions away together.
Jokes for Mom on Valentines Day
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
[Five minutes later]
"Mom..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Mommm..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn
child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at
home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
Wonder Chef
To help a busy mother get away for a two-week vacation, my sister agreed
to stay with the woman's three children. On the first evening, she
cooked one of their favorite meals. To the youngsters' delight, dinner
after dinner, she "guessed" what they liked. When my sister
returned home, we asked her what the secret of her success was. "Each
afternoon I would flip through the cookbook until I found a page that
was ripped, smudged and food-splattered," she explained. "Then
I would make that recipe. It worked every time!"
Head of the Household
My husband, Jeff, and I incurred several problems while assembling our
new computer system, so we called the help desk. The man on the phone
started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon, which confused us even more.
"Sir," my husband politely said, "please explain what I
should do as if I were a four-year-old."
"Okay," the computer technician replied. "Son, could you
please put your mommy on the phone?"
Marriage
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He
tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a
bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two
other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to
marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young
ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful
evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom,
which one is the woman I want to marry?'
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the
middle.'
The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'
'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'
Great Minds Think of Mom
After a long, exhausting day, a friend of mine headed home. On the road,
he passed an elderly woman who was standing by a car with a flat tire.
His conscience got the better of him; if that were his mother, he
thought, he would want someone to help her. With a tired sigh, he turned
around and drove back.
Just as he reached the stranded woman, a truck pulled up and a burly
farmer got out. "Kinda reminds you of your mom, too?" the man
asked as the two of them pitched in together to change the tire.
